sathinfection:

i-gwarth:

Answer: Assume that they both step on a banana peel and tumble down a flight of stairs. With Melkor the process would look not unlike this

and he would eventually strike his head into a wall and leave a considerable hole.

With Fëanor you’re looking at a slow-motion scene of his fall descent as his beautiful hair flutters in the wind and his fiery spirit sears all onlookers and glazes the walls. Songs would be sung for many an age of his legendary impact into the wall, and how the whole matter was not his fault, but rather the result of a foul conspiracy between the peel and the stairs.

This is such an important meta post