Bard to Thranduil: ”You will go to war over a handful of gems?”
*feanorians laughing in the distance*more like *feanorians crying in the distance*
They can’t cry, ‘cos they’re dead.
*maglor crying in the distance*
Lesson n.1 to survive in Middle Earth: Elves like shiny things – DON’T STEAL THEIR BAUBLES