My boss just printed a huge document on the office’s slowest printer. It’s going to take f o r e v e r.
This is also the printer I named Garrus, because it will randomly start to very loudly calibrate itself several times during the day and scare the hell out of me since it’s plugged in by my desk and 9 times out of 10, the office is dead silent when it does this.
You can’t print while it’s calibrating either. I’m waiting for the display to go “Can it wait? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.”