crechemaasters:

absynthe–minded:

• Frodo and Sam getting into a fight about rope
• Gandalf and Aragorn tag-team sassing a convalescent Merry about the location of his pack
• the massive intra-Fellowship fight about how fair or unfair it is for people to be blindfolded
• “DO AS YOU PLEASE IN YOUR MADNESS! I WISH TO SEE NO EYES!”
• Legolas coming all the way from Mirkwood to deliver bad news and get bitched at by Glóin
• Bilbo’s passive-aggressive notes to his annoying relatives
• Aragorn and Éomer leaning on their swords to take a break and chat in the middle of a fight (twice)
• Saruman appearing out of nowhere and harassing the Three Hunters like a DND random encounter
• the disco ball/oil slick/sequin robes
• basically every time Ioreth or the Master of the Houses of Healing says anything
• Pippin jumping into his bath and soaking literally everyone
• Bilbo’s song about Eärendil and Aragorn trying to gently point out that some topics of conversation are Sensitive
• Frodo deciding that the best way to be inconspicuous is with a loud obnoxious song about when the Moon got drunk

feel free to add your own

• Gimli threatening to fight Eomer to the death over which girl was the prettiest
• Bilbo talking way too much at the Council of Elrond and asking for lunch while Elrond puts his diplomat face on
• “i liked white better”