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they’re both big hits

December 7, 2018 jemurdock Leave a comment

Gimli at hobbit parties: *learning everyone’s names, listening to all their family histories & anecdotes about their children, telling good and wholesome jokes, generally being super polite and charming*

Legolas at hobbit parties: HEY KIDS WANNA SEE ME EAT THIS HANDFUL OF DIRT *scarfs it real fast*

Hobbit children: YAAYYYYYY!!!

Gallery December 7, 2018 jemurdock Leave a comment

yidanyuan:

LOTR modern AU——

**Claim: concept and ideas came from the “Ada said” series by Musosora on archiveofourown.org; all credits to J.R.R.Tolkien and

Musosora

**

Aragorn, officer of the Gondor Police Department;

Thranduil & Legolas from the Mirkwood county, leaders of the former mafia family Amon-Lanc;

Galadriel,
Duchess of

Lothlórien, and

State senator Elrond of Rivendell

Video December 7, 2018 jemurdock Leave a comment

lotrlocked:

hold-me-im-a-fermata:

malzeick:

buddhabrand:

this video emits so much positive energy

When the bard rolls a 20

This is possibly the best depiction of a night out in the UK I’ve ever seen

I love how they progressively dance closer and end up dancing on the car. Humans are cute sometimes

December 7, 2018 jemurdock Leave a comment

fbi-agent-watching-you:

its-the-fluffy-lupin:

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

Video December 6, 2018 jemurdock Leave a comment

lordhellebore:

kinglieste:

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

A MASTERPIECE ^^

December 5, 2018 jemurdock Leave a comment

bewvitched:

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

November 26, 2018 jemurdock Leave a comment

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

November 26, 2018 jemurdock Leave a comment

strawberryshortcakekitten:

smorgansbord:

smorgansbord:

So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..

And I thought to myself

Oh my god do I try.

I swear to god if I get tumblr famous over this stinkin Heman the meme nose reindeer.

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THIS