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lotrlocked:

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undeterminedsounds:

Gandalf is not too concerned with those who cant keep up #LOTR #impressions #Gandalf #hiking #notallwhowanderarelost

Okay, he both looks like a young Ian McKellen and also nailed voice and expression. At this point I think Ian found a youth potion.

okay but that’s pretty much the entirety of Grey Gandalf’s personality.

I love this vine so much

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a-tumbler-of-ice-and-fire:

What a boss

AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.

 

there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day

I love how Franco just sits back and lets him go

I just…*bows before Colbert*

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grawly:

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phillip-bankss:

good concept for a video game: a pvp game where one person (or perhaps a group of players) play as wildlife photographers

and another person (or group of players) play as a sasquatch(es)

and its basically hide n seek with the wildlife photographers having to take candid photos of these sasquatches

players are awarded points for how good the photos are / how long they’ve hidden from photographers 

the name of the game is Sasquatchenating but theres always room for better titles

also some more ideas to this concept

  • the sasquatches in the game are peaceful creatures so they won’t fight back. they eat berries and mushrooms, not babies
  • when i say they wont fight back, that doesn’t include throwing dirt or sand or mud at the humans to escape to cover
  • the game is focused around being stealthy for both sides, one for sneaking up on sasquatches and one for sneaking away from photographers
  • makeshift traps to catch a ‘squatch/inconvenience a photographer
  • hats
  • different types of cameras, from polaroid, to digital, to eventually just running around backwards tryna take a selfie with sasquatch

can other cryptids be unlockable btw like at the very least Mothman and a Chupacabra

I need this so bad

alt title: Snapsquatch

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Reblogging for the matterhorn

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themagicalworldsofband:

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ebind:

I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN THEY ASK WHAT THE FUCK HE’S DOING THERE AND HE JUST CASUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW YELLING SOMETHING LIKE “SPIDEY CATCH ME” AND THEN YOU JUST HEAR A SPLAT AND HEAR HIM YELL “WHAT THE SHIT PARKER”

He has to be reheating a chimichanga though.

WHAT THE SHIT PARKER

I want this. I want him to also comment on how hes not even allowed to be in this franchise.