dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
TACO NEEDS TO STAY IN HIS DAMN LANE
SHUT UP TACO
Maybe taco needs to buy a bitch a couple new bras to help the situation out.
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ipgd:
This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
From Turkeyshit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD
i ALMOST SPAT OUT MY COFFEE
toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just
NYELLO
there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
IT’S MARCH
IT’S NEARLY OCTOBER
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT
volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor
I’m sorry but nothing is more intense than “don’t let the balloon touch the floor”
People who respond to your weird facial expressions with equally weird facial expressions are the best kind of people
You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
Mashups and Exports 