I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
Do no harm but take no shit
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writing-and-batman-save-lives:
SUPERNATURAL SEASON RENAME
inspired by this x
OMFG OKAY SO I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT THAT ANGEL WAS NAMED AFTER A TRANSFORMER THEN
THE TITLE FOR SEASON 7 IS SO SPOT ON
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
I sea
Best Spongebob episodes
- ripped pants
- when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
- krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
- plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
- FIRMLY GRASP IT
- i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu
- “3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”
- Krusty Krab training video
- The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up
- WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
- Sandy hibernates
- Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam
- spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
- onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD
- when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house
- When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
- WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
- CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
- Spongebob B.C.
- When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
- SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
- Magic Conch Shell
- SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
- Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
- FUUUUUTUUREEEE
- talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
- the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet andhe goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
- Kevin and the queen jellyfish
- Fine dining and breathing
- Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee
i can’t believe you forgot the one where patrick and spongebob paint the inside of mr. krabs’s house
Don’t forget your sentence enhancers
i refuse to be held responsible for how many times this appears on my blog
Get it together, Hiddleston.
He would be sooooo hilarious to absolutely lose it with. It would be hours of not looking at each other.
Prometheus (2012)
He looks like handsome squidward.
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T EVEN SAY THINGS
For a second I thought that was Voldemort and was like “when did he find the time to get ripped?”
Gif request meme:drawnbysofie asked: LOTR +favorite hero
» AragornTall as the sea-kings of old, he stood above all that were near; ancient of days he seemed and yet in the flower of manhood; and wisdom sat upon his brow, and strength and healing were in his hands, and a light was about him.
when i’m with adults
when I’m with my friends
when i’m online
if youre feeling like a big awkward fuck up who messes up everything just think about how if u were a character in a work of fiction sooo many people would see your perceived flaws as lovable and endearing character traits and how youd still be their favorite character to draw coffeeshop AUs of regardless
This legitimately upsets me.
… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.
So you might end up with more donuts.
But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?
Hrm.
HRM.
A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 – πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 – 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.
The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.
tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.
god i love this site
can’t argue with science. Heretofore, I want my donuts square.
more donut per donut
More donut per donut
Mashups and Exports 