BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS
THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS
I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with
See this guy gets it!
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gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
#i have headcanon that if dean ever met jensen he would just LAUGH at him #and at his life #until he saw danneel #and then his mouth would fall open and he’d be like ‘never mind dude. #you done good’
#i feel like sam would be kind of weirded out by jared#because jared is such a derpy hyperactive puppy man #but you just can’t not love jared so i feel like sam would be biffles with jared by the end of it #cas would just have no idea how to deal with misha #it’d be beautiful
omg cas meeting misha would be like a puppy meeting an owl
$5 says Misha would hit on Cas for fun
$10 says Misha would end up making Castiel feel as uncomfortable as Cas makes everyone else. ”I don’t understand why you’re so close. Could you step back a little? You should talk to Dean about personal space. He can explain it. Misha? Misha, please. Remove your finger from my nose. This isn’t funny.”
“I don’t understand. Why is your index finger in my nostril?”
“shhhh put on the cheese dress”
Derpy hyperactive puppy man is my new favorite way to describe Jared
someone write this.
This must happen
Hello! My baby!
Hello! My honey!
Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Oh my god
this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen
All hail thatsthat24 and his mighty empire.
“The Impala, of course, has all the things other cars have… and a few things they don’t. But none of that stuff’s important. This is the stuff that’s important. The army man that Sam crammed in the ashtray – it’s still stuck there. The Legos that Dean shoved into the vents — to this day, heat comes on and they can hear ‘em rattle. These are the things that make the car theirs — really theirs. Even when Dean rebuilt her from the ground up, he made sure all these little things stayed, ‘cause it’s the blemishes that make her beautiful.” – Chuck, Supernatural 5.22 ‘Swan Song’
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
or homelessness
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?
I agree, it is highly unnatural…
You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”
Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source
let me tell you a story about the google headquarters
so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw
but you’d kind of expect all that right
but then I started to notice something kind of weird
there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface
so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:
“google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks.” a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"
google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks
and actually listened to it
AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS
GOOGLE PLS HIRE ME
Dogs and Tumblr
Jensen talking about Jared riding a horse in “Frontierland”
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
you mean last names should be ship names
Mashups and Exports 