I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
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Pratt is 6’2” and Evans did not take a running start. That shit is impressive.
My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
The Hobbit Cast being very mature adults
The end credit of the Avengers age of Ultron should be in the apartment where Thor’s hammer is laying on the glass table and the janitor (played by Stan lee in one of his cameos of course) walks in and lifts the hammer while whistling, wipes under it, and sets it back down.
yes
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goofball beby
it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am
let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened
GOD DAMMIT THOSE PUPPY EYES AND THAT LITTLE SMILE
Mashups and Exports 