war is coming.
I FEEL LIKE IN THIS SCENE THRANDUIL IS MOCKING GANDALF BECAUSE THRANDUIL HAS BEEN PARANOID FOR YEARS SAYING THAT SAURON WAS RETURNING AND THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON AND NO ONE LISTENED SO HES LIKE FUCK YOU NOW IM THE ONE NOT LISTENING WHO IS CRAZY NOW??
yes literally this. And now Gandalf is like: “THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO THRANDUIL WE ALL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING”. And he’s just like: “I fucking was doing things in my kingdom to protect my people and everything wasn’t fine, but we were surviving because that’s what we’ve fucking done since the first fucking age when no one else could be bothered with us. And then these dwarves show up and start fucking everything up and disturb the orcs further and wake the fucking dragon to reclaim that mountain…I just want my shit they took from me/never let me have, and I want to go home. And Bard. Bard is cool because just wants the same thing. The stupid dwarves owe him shit too and once he gets it he wants to rebuild his town for his people. I can respect that. YOU Gandalf, are the one that comes up in here, notorious trouble maker that you are, and tell me the same shit I’ve fucking known about for like 200 years now. We are all in mortal danger from orcs? Oh really? This is supposed news to me how exactly? No wine for you Gandalf. no. wine. for. you.”
Thranduil takes no shit and dares to sass one of the most powerful respected beings on Middle Earth. Fucking love him.
Thranduil: mortal danger? Haha I’m immortal, bitch. Thrandy out.
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While a liquid soap dispenser is very convenient, a good old solid bar of soap is a much ‘greener’ option, as it’s more concentrated and doesn’t require a plastic bottle. But squishy, wet soap bars next to the basin are a pain, and they harbour bacteria too. So, what to do? Young designer Nathalie Stämpfli has come up with a very satisfactory solution with her Soap Flakes soap holder. It takes an ordinary bar of soap, and shaves off tiny soap flakes every time you want to wash your hands.
what clever thinking
alternate function: block of cheese in fridge for instant shredded awesome
I’m glad I wasn’t the only who thought “well what about cheese”
hobbit summary: PUT THE FREAKING RING ON
lotr summary: DO NOT PUT THE FREAKING RING ON
silmarillion summary: faënor no
Everyone in the back just stands and admires. I would probably do the same…
More Realistic Titles for The Silmarillion
I feel that we need a whole movie consisting solely of Galadriel appreciation.
tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:
I wish I could just run my fingers through my hair and it instantly turned fabulous
NO BECAUSE THIS IS GENUINELY HOW HE DOES HIS HAIR HE DOESN’T BRUSH IT HE JUST RUNS HIS FINGERS THROUGH IT GOD JARED
DAMMIT I JUST SPIT MY COFFEE EVERYWHERE
GLORIOUS LOCKS OF SPUN GOLD
Being a princess is a lot of work I need a milkshake
#i love that boromir’s genuinely like ”oh shit did i break a hobbit sORRY” #and merry and pippin are probably like WE BEEN HURT WORSE STEALING TURNIPS BUT WE’LL TACKLE YOU ANYWAY #i hate everything aBOUT THIS SCENE
CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT AND IMAGINE WHAT AN AWESOME DAD BOROMIR WOULD HAVE MADE
are we not gonna talk about aragorn in the last gif
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
I love sleeve smacking people
like flippity flop you need to stop
whippity whap dont talk crap
Mashups and Exports 