whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

euphrasiefauchelevent:

hey guess what

if somebody is talking to you and theyre nervous so they end up stammering or hesitating a lot or not making a lot of sense

dont fricking make fun of them

because not only does that make them even more nervous it also makes you an asshole