when the aliens come, half of the world is gonna want to have sex with them, and the other half is gonna want to kill them, and if you alien-killers ruin this for all us alien-bangers, I’m gonna be really pissed off at yall
I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”
Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them
Mashups and Exports 