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Middle Earth: Shadow of War News Leaked

mynameiseyyyyyy:

i-gwarth:

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Sounds like there was a listing on Target for an unannounced sequel to the stellar game Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor

PlayStation 4 and Xbox One listings for the game are currently present. It’s also worth mentioning a $100 gold edition of the game is also listed on Target, including the following goodies:

Gold Edition includes:
• Slaughter Tribe Nemesis Expansion
• Outlaw Tribe Nemesis Expansion
• The Blade of Galadriel Story Expansion
• The Desolation of Mordor Story Expansion
• Gold War Chest
• Over $125 in total value

Nemesis Expansions include a new Orc Tribe featuring new enemies, followers, missions, abilities, weapons, Fortress and wilderness updates, and a Mythic Gear Set.

Story Expansions introduce a new campaign, playable character & abilities, side missions, enemies, allies & more.

Experience an epic open-world brought to life by the award-winning Nemesis System. Forge a new Ring of Power, conquer Fortresses in massive battles and dominate Mordor with your personal Orc army in Middle-earth: Shadow of War.

Excuse me while I lose the totality of my shit in anticipation

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FUCK, I’M LOSING MY SHIT

failturd:

cluckyeschickens:

nayr1230:

eatthekidsfirst:

ayellowbirds:

aquanite:

reptarleparrot:

cluckyeschickens:

Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway, I haven’t turned the Sphere of Rage for several years now and figured I’d see if it can still work its great and terrible magic.

Oh My God

I love how he runs past the other chicken like OUT MY WAY BITCH I’M ‘BOUT TO FIGHT

i assumed Buck Buck was the one in the foreground but NOPE.

Your chicken’s name is Buck Buck

What’s the other chickens name I must know

Skyler

“AFTER YEARS OF SILENCE, THE SCREECHING ORB AWAKENS AGAIN. I MUST DEFEND MY LAND, AND MY PEOPLE”