All posts by jemurdock

nbtomomo:

genderviscera:

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The mental shift between realising this is animated.

there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is

– the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide
– the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame
-the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera
– the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible

public school lunch aesthetic

angelofdisneymusic:

sprachtraeume:

sweetapplestrider:

-random applause that eventually encompasses the entire cafeteria
-skipping classes to go to your friend’s lunch periods
-”come with me i dont wanna go alone”
-not knowing who you’re singing happy birthday for
-“hey if i pay you will you go through the line and get me something”
-knowing your id number so you can actually eat
-only wearing your id during lunch period
-that ONE security guard
-”what’s even for lunch today”
-HOLY FUCK IT’S CHICKEN NUGGET DAY
-those girls who chill in the bathroom doing their makeup
-fights = dinner AND a show
-”hey what lunch do you have this year” “b” “damn i’m in c”

What the fuck does any of this mean why is there a security guard in your school what

America, you ok?

rhetoricalrogue:

rhetoricalrogue:

My boss just printed a huge document on the office’s slowest printer. It’s going to take f o r e v e r.

This is also the printer I named Garrus, because it will randomly start to very loudly calibrate itself several times during the day and scare the hell out of me since it’s plugged in by my desk and 9 times out of 10, the office is dead silent when it does this.

You can’t print while it’s calibrating either. I’m waiting for the display to go “Can it wait? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.”

TWO HOURS LATER, the last page is out.

OMG Garrus, why?