lotrlocked:

furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

this made its rounds on Facebook awhile back 

(Leaves a silly headcannon wrapped in a blanket here for you) Manwe has a lot of bird-like habits and quirks, including poofing up when he’s cross and preening himself and other valar… whether they ask him to or not. MANWE: (inches towards Melkor) MELKOR: I swear to father. Don’t even. MANWE: (Inches closer) MELKOR: I will obliterate you. MANWE: (Nuzzles him) your hair smells nice, brother~ MELKOR: (Screaming) MY EXHISTENCE IS PAIN. PLEASE ERU END ME.

scrying-phantom:

coraregina:

simariethehawk:

coraregina:

harnatano-deactivated20160508:

YEs! That’s exactly how I imagine their relationship! 

And of course, it’s impossible to get rid of Manwë when he’s stuck onto you. The big bird may look fragile, but he’s damn strong and his hugs are deadly. (Melkor knows about them.)

This is… oh my god this is perfect, it is my everything in this moment.

(Actual footage of Manwe and Melkor.)

Great, Guess this means I am Manwe.

Does this make me Eonwe, the lesser pest?

I have to reblog because now I’m getting worried, being similar to Melkor (in this particular setting, minus the last shrieking part more-or-less).

otterbender:

SMOKE  AND  SHADOW

PART 1:

 (October 6)

The Fire Nation is threatened by a prophecy told by the Kemurikage--mysterious figures thought only to exist in legend--remove Zuko from the throne or the country will perish! 
 
Avatar Aang and his friends escort Zuko and his family back to the capitol completely unaware of the looming threat growing in the city. Unrest is brewing as the New Ozai Society prepares to make its move against the crown, and children begin to go missing from their homes under mysterious circumstances!

PART 2:

(December 29) 

With the disappearances of children in the Fire Nation Capitol, Avatar Aang and his friends are doing everything they can to find out what is going on. 

Aang and Zuko must work together to keep the peace but the emergence of the New Ozai Society and the mysterious Kemurikage from legend appearing may prove to be too much even for the Avatar when the true culprit of the kidnappings is revealed!

PART 3:

(April 12) 

Children are disappearing in the Fire Nation capitol! Avatar Aang and his friends are doing everything in their power to save them--but will it be enough?! 

What's worse, when Azula--the mad sister of Fire Lord Zuko--appears on the scene, Zuko locks down the capitol to catch her, igniting fear and riots in the streets! Will Zuko follow in his evil father's footsteps in order to save those he holds dear?!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

chaoswolf1982:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

stripperleepace:

#foggy has the look of a man who has told too many people the same thing (via grootmorning)

“Matt, LOOK AT THIS”

“Well it sounds like it’s a newspaper but I’m guessing it’s what’s on the newspaper that’s important”

Matt: [Searching for the Kingpin] “There he is!”

[Everyone looks in the direction Matt is pointing]

Matt: “That’s what it will sound like when one of you finds him.”

[Matt waves his hand in front of his eyes]

Foggy: Matt, Karen needs a lift home but I have to stay late at the office tonight take my keys

Matt: That’s a great idea!

LET THE BLIND GUY DRIVE HER HOME

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Pic awesomely related.

YES EXCELLENT 😀

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