the facial expressions totally make this pic
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
YAY LIZARDS
https://vine.co/v/hnvggE7x2l3/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to
this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.
I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND
I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.
reblog every single time
i love this too much to scroll past it
(Source: https://vine.co/)
I have like 64 different laughs all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us
Elves by dual.
my boyfriend’s college has an event before finals called the Cathartic Scream where they all gather in a field together and shriek into the void
“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me
the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”
the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”
The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs
scared the shit out of me every time
my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral
reblogging again just for that omg
thecumbercookieaboveallothers:
THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY
That’s prob about 12 hours
extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.
LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutesThe full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.
#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks
This will be the true test of friendship.
makarandthegreatdukutree we are going to fail our first semester because of this
If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.
mine is embarrassingly massive
I have generations, alternate dimensions, and spin offs.
I’m a celebrity in my mind
I have at least ten. Depends on what kind of day I had, which one I think of at night.
I daydream in different worlds/story lines or crossovers between some combination of them depending on my mood
Mashups and Exports 