transgenderasfuck:

sushidynasty:

For those of you with anxiety

I don’t have anxiety but some of my followers might

AUs for when your OTP are both assholes

jonahryan:

  • You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you’re hot AU
  • I’m a barista and you’re the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day AU
  • I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are AU
  • We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out AU
  • I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it” AU
  • I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and that’s how we both got banned from the quirky community bookstore AU
  • I take my grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god I’ll fight you AU
  • You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and more clever AU
  • Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU

master-of-pocket-worlds:

tessanetting:

roypoptart:

supernatural-sonofabitch:

angelsarefallingallaroundus:

How does this show even get filmed?

I love this blooper, mainly because of the fact it looks so spontaneous. Jensen  notices what Jared is doing and just goes with it

I love how Jensen tosses himself onto the floor.

This show is so important.

No but seriously first Jared starts freaking out, but then you see Jensen’s eyebrows go up and he gives Jared this appraising look like “What is friend doing?” for a second, and then he just goes “IF FRIEND DOES IT, I DO IT.”

gallifreyanprincess:

turtlxe:

i vote we all sign a petition to see another episode where sam and dean do nothing but pull pranks on each other whilst still solving an actual case

but the case will be really unusual and odd that they can’t find any explanation for it at all and they kinda end up with no answers for what’s happening

then in the end you find out that it wasn’t actually a case but castiel pranking them both

seconded

maid-of-timey-wimey:

captain-foulenough:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

People pass their old technology close to him for his blessing and lo! It is upgraded. The miracle of the flip into the smart shall be told unto the ages. 

I love how instead of just calling this a continuity error, the whole fandom decided “No, he literally upgraded the phone with his mere presence.”

Never change, guys.

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