Happy birthday to my dearest feminineelf ! I’m sorry I couldn’t get you anything fancy for your birthday so I hope this illustration will bring some happiness on your special day c: Eat lots of cake yeah!
this is prob one of the cutest things ive seen in weeks omg
It’s true tho
OTP fights in fanfiction
Person 1: (loud arguing)
Person 2: (loud arguing)
Person 1: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!
Person 2: (stunned silence)
Me:
Power Rangers: Super Megaforce // Legendary War
Wow 😮😮😮😢
Squad Goals
…Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger…
They’re on their way to beat up chuck norris and his cowboy ass just like Lemon Demon predicted
Couldn’t not reblog~
So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter (for what we know). This is so cool
I love science
Listen here you little shit
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- wow
- way to go
- totally
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’
Also in Portuguese.
“Para onde vão os gatos quando morrem? Para o PURR-GATOrio”
the Illuminati will use this pun to recruit across language barriers #confirmed
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
life after death
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT
this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries
Mashups and Exports 