shes beauty
shes grace
shes-
oh holy shit
rolly polly hei
hei is such a badass contractor, look at how manly he flees
i mean wow just look at that power
i love when his facial expressions literally make him go from li the college student to hei the black reaper in a matter of seconds
You should quit smoking too Hei; it’s distracting the fangirls.
youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
Street harassment is not a compliment.
Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.
It’s gonna be fucking HOT on Tuesday.
is that the end of the world
FUCKING TUESDAYS
Could say it was the…
Heat of the Moment.fUCKING
Always end up here… Every single time
C R Y I N G
hey guess what
if somebody is talking to you and theyre nervous so they end up stammering or hesitating a lot or not making a lot of sense
dont fricking make fun of them
because not only does that make them even more nervous it also makes you an asshole
Mashups and Exports 