I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
after Harry and friends graduate someone figures out how to say “open” in parsletongue and ever since the slytherins cleaned out the place the chamber of secrets houses crazy rave parties. ravenclaws bring wifi hufflepuff has drinks and gryffindors start the mosh pit and the teachers can’t find the place since only students know the password
Things Everybody Does But Doesn’t Talk About, Featuring President Obama
I think this is my favorite thing ever in life. Ever. I love him. I really do. Coolest President Ever.
A sense of humour is essential with your President’s gig.
oh this is so great! He indeed is the coolest.
This is definitely the best Obama gifset ever
OMG the picture he’s drawing of Michelle!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING
Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!
I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
#a film with vampires doing all the things they aren’t supposed to do (x)
I would not only watch but fund this
Bassem Youssef, anchor for the Egyptian satire show Al-Bernameg, on The Daily Show.
can he be on the show every day
Guess what I got at the thrift store
is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
“please take out your number 2 pencil”
take it out and scream“ME HOY MENOY”
February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day
IT’S ALMOST HERE
fucking nerd.
Mashups and Exports 