Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
âwhat the fuck is thisâ
âi have anemiaâ
âcan you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body iâm setting up a doctorâs appointment for youâ
âdude really you donât have to just leave what the fuââ
âyou disgust me here take these iron supplementsâ
âwhere did you even get thââ
âshut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin Dâ
âiâm going to check up on you weekly to make sure youâre taking themâ
âthatâs not necessaryâ
âmaybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for youâ
âdo you get this involved with all of your mealsâ
VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess youâd rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED âHOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,â I AM CALLING THE COPS
like look at Smaug, look at his ears, DONâT YOU JUST WANT TO SCRATCH BEHIND HIS EARS AND TELL HIM HEâS A GOOD BOY
and look at this guy, I guess heâs supposed to be ferocious but it looks more like âwhoa man chill out, Iâm just saying that those shoes with that helmet was maybe not the greatest fashion decision, just a little friendly advice, no need to get defensive.â
THIS LITTLE BB ALL CURLED UP AND TAKINâ A NAP
I want this one to live in my pocket and be my sassy talking dragon sidekick
SO SMILEY!! âgonna go terrorize some helpless villagers aw yissâ
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