My Role Model is Bilbo at 111 telling his guests “Half of you are okay but fuck the other half", disappearing with a flash, and absconding to Rivendell leaving nothing but a pile of sarcastic gifts to remember him by.
headcanon that maes hughes introduced himself to a lot of people as “the best at corny puns.” some people caught on immediately, but six months into their friendship roy puts down a glass of water, hides his face in his hands, and whispers “maize” under his breath and nobody understands why
a-maize-ing
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
thanks i thought i was just a bitch
Mashups and Exports 