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flukeoffate:

docmanda:

flukeoffateart:

determamfidd:

bofurs-wife:

dragonslaeyr:

What the fuck are the inhabitants of Erebor going to do with a room with literal solid gold floor

Wicked gold hockey, yeah?

Curling? Rollerblading? Sliding on it in their socks?

Breakdancing.

But seriously, What WON’T you do with a solid gold floor???

omg since of course nobody dies in botfa I need fili and kili in their socks going weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in thze middle of the night^^

Yes you do.

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lotrlockedwhovian:

nathanielemmett:

demigodoftheatre:

contemporaryelfinchild:

So I made a little size chart of Dragons of Middle-Earth

I think these are right but if anyone has quotes or anything to indicate something different, send them my way and I’ll fix it.

I love this because you realize that all the ego stroking in The Hobbit is Smaug trying to cover up that he’s a tiny, tiny dragon. Smaug the magnificent? impenetrable? Chiefest and greatest of calamities? More like Smaug the small and annoying.

Holy mother of god…how did Ancalagon the Black not destroy ALL of Middle Earth???

My face right now…Smaug would be like potato chip for Ancalagon