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shoggoth88:

mimosaeyes:

musicalluna:

sadfishkid:

mxlfoydraco:

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa.
Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

I can see Fred and George really going with it too…

“Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?”
“Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig”
“Or Ethel”
“Or Annie“
“Or Ryan”

bootycallunderthemountain:

evilpotato512:

imagine the most serious character you know

now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by

#THRANDUIL#IM IMAGINING A BARDUIL AU#WHERE THRANDUIL IS FROM MIDDLE EARTH AND IS HIS NORMAL KINGLY SELF#AND HE SOMEHOW ENDS UP IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION#ENCHANTED STYLE#IN THIS PLACE CALLED NEW YORK CITY#AND MEETS BARD A SINGLE DAD TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING FOR HIS FAMILY IN THE CITY#AND BARD TAKES IN THIS WEIRD DUDE WITH INCREDIBLY LONG#GORGEOUS#HAIR AND A FLOWING ROBE AND IS THAT A CROWN MADE OF BRANCHES????#AND THRANDUIL WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND BARD IS MAKING BREAKFAST FOR THE BARDLINGS BEFORE SCHOOL/WORK#AND POOR THRANDUIL WALKS BY SO REGALLY#JUST AS THE TOASTER IS GOING OFF#AND HE JUMPS THREE FEET IN THE AIR LIKE A FUCKING CAT#AND WHEN HE LANDS HIS EYES ARE SO WIDE AND HES READY TO KARATE CHOP THE TOASTER OR CHUCK IT ACROSS THE ROOM#AND BARD IS TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN#PEASANT IT TRIED TO FLING PROJECTILES AT ME#IT MUST BE DESTROYED#it was just bread#IT TRIED TO KILL ME  (via legolasthranduiliion)

mithrilbikini:

hannahinthesnow:

acornshields:

okay everyone but consider: glorfindel comes on the quest of erebor!au

  • “I HAVEN’T SEEN DWARVES IN AGES” “glorfindel pls calm down” “OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS ONE? HE LOOKS JUST LIKE DURIN IV????” “yes glorfindel that’s great but the rest of us don’t bother to learn dwarf family trees so we have no idea who you are talking about. also that one is snarling maybe you should put him down????”
  • glorfindel training bilbo how to fight 
  • thorin being like “we cannot take *unexperienced* warriors on this quest” “i killed a balrog” “wait WHAT”
  • fili and kili and practically all the dwarves hero-worshipping him
  • glorfindel and bilbo talking in sindarin
  • “so you’ve actually killed dragons?” “nah man that’s thranduil i heard he killed like 27 in the war of the wrath” “WHAT”
  • okay but glorfindel showing up in mirkwood and is chatting up all the elves when they (almost) get captured 
  • legolas is fanboying. a little. okay a lot.
  • glorfindel and thranduil chatting it up while the dwarves are like “eXCUSE ME WE ARE IN CHAINS”
  • glorfindel hiding in a barrel as they go into laketown (somebody draw this please)
  • glorfindel telling the bardlings stories
  • “we should pour gold on the dragon” “no that’s a stupid fuckign idea bro. let’s shoot it” “well alright then”

i’m sorry to say that putting glorfindel in a barrel will probably end up like this 

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ok but that makes it even better