Tag Archives: bard

lucifers-lawyer:

hurricanedancer:

sashayed:

klngfili:

out of context this looks like they just knocked out Gandalf with a frying pan 

stills from the movie i wish i could have watched

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#their children’s leashes get tangled together #uptight corporate Boss Elf thranduil has to care for bard’s three rambunctious hippie kidlets #gruff granola freelance archer BARD has to take care of weird nerd LEGOLAS who just keeps pointing stuff out all the time #”pigeons.” yes. pigeons. ”a license plate from maryland.” that’s right legolas. #subplot involving somebody trying to crowd thranduil out of the BIG PROMOTION #thranduil wears shoulder pads #they slowly come 2 respect each other’s parenting skills #bard gives an impassioned speech when CHILD SHENANIGANS make thranduil late for the BIG PRESENTATION #”you know what? thranduil worked his ASS off for this. he is so passionate. so intelligent. so committed to his work.” #”and he was late….because he stopped to put a band-aid on a little girl’s knee.” #”maybe you don’t appreciate that here at Corporate Party Elf Inc. But I do.”#eye contact across the room. #thranduil stands trembling in his stylish yet ambitious pantsuit. #”i do.” bard repeats in a husky whisper (via sashayed)

DID NO ONE NOTICE THAT THE ELK IS ONE OF THRANDUIL’S CHILDREN?

bootycallunderthemountain:

evilpotato512:

imagine the most serious character you know

now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by

#THRANDUIL#IM IMAGINING A BARDUIL AU#WHERE THRANDUIL IS FROM MIDDLE EARTH AND IS HIS NORMAL KINGLY SELF#AND HE SOMEHOW ENDS UP IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION#ENCHANTED STYLE#IN THIS PLACE CALLED NEW YORK CITY#AND MEETS BARD A SINGLE DAD TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING FOR HIS FAMILY IN THE CITY#AND BARD TAKES IN THIS WEIRD DUDE WITH INCREDIBLY LONG#GORGEOUS#HAIR AND A FLOWING ROBE AND IS THAT A CROWN MADE OF BRANCHES????#AND THRANDUIL WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND BARD IS MAKING BREAKFAST FOR THE BARDLINGS BEFORE SCHOOL/WORK#AND POOR THRANDUIL WALKS BY SO REGALLY#JUST AS THE TOASTER IS GOING OFF#AND HE JUMPS THREE FEET IN THE AIR LIKE A FUCKING CAT#AND WHEN HE LANDS HIS EYES ARE SO WIDE AND HES READY TO KARATE CHOP THE TOASTER OR CHUCK IT ACROSS THE ROOM#AND BARD IS TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN#PEASANT IT TRIED TO FLING PROJECTILES AT ME#IT MUST BE DESTROYED#it was just bread#IT TRIED TO KILL ME  (via legolasthranduiliion)