Tag Archives: best quotes

karnythia:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

meet-you-in-neverland:

spattergroit101:

don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory 

do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably and wake up everyone in your house.

No, no you need to do that

I might make hubby do this scene with me. Maybe. His fault for doing the lines so well.

pop-culture-savvy-fallen-angel:

assbutt-inthetardis-withsherlock:

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

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“The Impala, of course, has all the things other cars have… and a few things they don’t. But none of that stuff’s important. This is the stuff that’s important. The army man that Sam crammed in the ashtray – it’s still stuck there. The Legos that Dean shoved into the vents — to this day, heat comes on and they can hear ‘em rattle. These are the things that make the car theirs — really theirs. Even when Dean rebuilt her from the ground up, he made sure all these little things stayed, ‘cause it’s the blemishes that make her beautiful.” – Chuck, Supernatural 5.22 ‘Swan Song’