So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
We thought that Kili wouldn’t have really had a beard for a long while, just a very little and pathetic moustache. And when the beard finally started growing, all hell broke loose.
This is so so so messy I’m sorry. I have the attention span of a goldfish.
We all know how Boromir has all the “protective big bro” instincts (Faramir can tell you more about it); So obviously, tiny hobbits activate his power.
Mashups and Exports 