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imagine the most serious character you know
now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by
#THRANDUIL#IM IMAGINING A BARDUIL AU#WHERE THRANDUIL IS FROM MIDDLE EARTH AND IS HIS NORMAL KINGLY SELF#AND HE SOMEHOW ENDS UP IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION#ENCHANTED STYLE#IN THIS PLACE CALLED NEW YORK CITY#AND MEETS BARD A SINGLE DAD TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING FOR HIS FAMILY IN THE CITY#AND BARD TAKES IN THIS WEIRD DUDE WITH INCREDIBLY LONG#GORGEOUS#HAIR AND A FLOWING ROBE AND IS THAT A CROWN MADE OF BRANCHES????#AND THRANDUIL WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND BARD IS MAKING BREAKFAST FOR THE BARDLINGS BEFORE SCHOOL/WORK#AND POOR THRANDUIL WALKS BY SO REGALLY#JUST AS THE TOASTER IS GOING OFF#AND HE JUMPS THREE FEET IN THE AIR LIKE A FUCKING CAT#AND WHEN HE LANDS HIS EYES ARE SO WIDE AND HES READY TO KARATE CHOP THE TOASTER OR CHUCK IT ACROSS THE ROOM#AND BARD IS TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN#PEASANT IT TRIED TO FLING PROJECTILES AT ME#IT MUST BE DESTROYED#it was just bread#IT TRIED TO KILL ME (via legolasthranduiliion)
There are some fics that are really good…
And then there are some fics that would bring you out of a coma if somebody told you they updated.
I have such a weakness for characters who act all stoic and cool but would get so flustered if their partner just kissed them on the cheek
when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing
#there comes a time in every fandom#you have reached the last ao3 page#when the well has run dry#you look out at that barren plain#heave a sigh#go back to the first page#lower your standards#and start again (via archnemeton)
these are the truest fucking tags.
we have all known this painful lowering of standards.
WHO COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS AND WHY DO THE TELERI HAVE SO MANY
but srsly now you’ll never need to go searching around for alternate adjectives and nouns to describe the teleri in fanfictions(Morgoth’s Ring 164)
I always liked the name Foam-riders reminiscent of something between Vikings and surfers.
I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.
*reads really cute line in a fanfic*
*has to take a five minute break*
Fanfiction and Tumblr
Props to fanfiction writers and readers EVERYWHERE!
Me: *rereading a fanfic for the 17th time* ah, yes. *sips tea* a true literary classic
Mashups and Exports 