So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING
GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER
guys. GUYS. THAT SHOULD TOTALLY BE A THING GUYS
OKAY GUYS THIS IS OFFICIALLY A THING IMMA MAKE IT A THING
me,the first time I read smut: okay, the door is locked, the curtains pulled, the shutters closed, my back is to the wall and I will close the tab at the first sound I hear! *blushes through two paragraphs of pure vanilla*
me reading smut now: well, this bus is crowded, and it’s a long ride…. I know just the fic! *poker face through 20 chapters of kinkfest.*… Nice.
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
Mashups and Exports 