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Manwe: It’s not about winning, it’s about fun.

Melkor: *Looks at him blankly* What’s that?

Manwe: Fun is w…fun is…it’s kinda…sorta like a…what is fun? I…let me spell it for you.

*Sings*

F is for friendly bros who do stuff together

U is for Utumno’s no more

N is for Noldor, and all those shiny elves

Living in Valinor

Melkor: *Sings*

F is for Flame Imperishable that will burn down the whole world

U is for Ulmo…sucks

N is for no survivors, when I-

Manwe: Melkor! That’s not what fun is all about. Try it like this.

F is for frien-

Melkor: Never! That’s completely idiotic.

Manwe: Come on, Mel, just try it.

*Repeats the song*

Melkor: I don’t understand. I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?

Manwe: No, that’s how you’re supposed to feel.

Melkor: Well, I like it. Let’s do it again!

*Melkor and Manwe duet*

F is for frolic through all the flowers

U is for ukulele

N is for never being alone again, now that it’s you and me.

*Later, Melkor is talking to Mairon on the palantir*

Melkor:..and after that, we frolicked through the flowers.

Mairon: Sounds like fun.

Melkor: Well, the really fun part was when-

Mairon: What did you do with the silmarils?

Melkor: The what?

Mairon: The silmarils?

Melkor: You can’t rush these things, you know.

Mairon: You’re forgetting the mission.

Melkor: What are you talking about?

Mairon: You’re going native, Melkor, look at yourself. *Mairon gestures to the pale lavender sweater with the words “Bros 4ever” in pink that Melkor is wearing*

Melkor: What?