Elrohir: Ada I’ve lost hope
Elrond: Do not yet despair, there is still hope
Elrohir: No I mean I’ve lost Hope
Elrond: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING HIM
Those diplomacy visits which are actually perfect oportunities to throw veiled insults at each other; ravens, elks and war pigs are the best accomplices
YEs! That’s exactly how I imagine their relationship!
And of course, it’s impossible to get rid of Manwë when he’s stuck onto you. The big bird may look fragile, but he’s damn strong and his hugs are deadly. (Melkor knows about them.)
This is… oh my god this is perfect, it is my everything in this moment.
(Actual footage of Manwe and Melkor.)
Great, Guess this means I am Manwe.
Does this make me Eonwe, the lesser pest?
I have to reblog because now I’m getting worried, being similar to Melkor (in this particular setting, minus the last shrieking part more-or-less).
I have a headcanon that Bard got that red velvet robe he wears in BOTFA from Thranduil. Like they were discussing battle tactics in his tent and Thranduil just looks at Bard in his tattered clothes and goes “No, you are a king now you have to be fabulous.” and gave him one of his extra robes.
Now I’m giggling and thinking of how each of the Avengers would deal with some creeper in a bar bothering a woman.
Steve would get right up in the dude’s face, at first trying to take the nice “leave the lady alone” route, but having NO problem getting physical if the guy doesn’t back off.
Bruce would calmly approach and invite her to come sit with him and the others until the creeper left.
Natasha wouldn’t even say anything. She would just walk up, slam the guy’s head down onto the bar once, and stare him down until he left.
Tony would stand right in the middle of the two and start talking the guy to death so the girl could make her escape.
Thor would pontificate about honor until the dude gives up.
Clint would start aggressively hitting on the guy. When the guy gets freaked out, he would shout “SEE HOW THAT FEELS?” at him.
what about the others? cause
sam would probably place himself in the middle of them both, ask himself a drink & start talking about his day while making hand motions for the girl to leave
bucky would probably just spin the guy around on his spot & growl at his face until he leaves crying
rhodey would slowly walk up to them & whisper in detail at the guys ear how he’s gonna search him up & have him get banned from all the nearby bars until he takes Sam’s ‘How Not To Be A Jerk’ 101 online class
darcy would probably crash & pretend like the girl’s her bestest friend & start ranting abot jane’s amazing boyfriend until the guy feels ignored af
peggy would just stab a fork on his hand cause peggy has no chill for creeper men
sharon would probably come by & snatch the guy up making him believe shes all up for him & when theyre outside shes gonna hand him his ass
& fury would just look at him up & go “u need to go motherfucker”
Mashups and Exports 