My Role Model is Bilbo at 111 telling his guests “Half of you are okay but fuck the other half", disappearing with a flash, and absconding to Rivendell leaving nothing but a pile of sarcastic gifts to remember him by.
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This is by far my favorite thing in the blooper reel.
wish fulfillment au where boromir lives through amon hen and since the ring has moved on his thoughts are clear and he’s just aragorn’s devoted right hand
and he and gimli gripe endlessly about the run across rohan because “i had THIS MANY ARROWS in my chest i want our hobbits back but CAN WE SLEEP” and he’s 5000% ticked by the rohirrim who don’t respect aragorn and he and eowyn become rampaging bffs and he gets in on the body counting at helm’s deep (“ARAGORN I’M BEHIND I’M GOING TO THE DOOR” “YOU ARE NOT GET BACK HERE”) and he and treebeard become instant kin because mi hobbit es su hobbit and he goes through the dimholt pass with aragorn and hates every single second of it but is unfailingly by his side through all of it
and then gets to minas tirith and reunites with faramir and finds out pippin is a guard of the citadel and has to go lock himself in a room and laugh for hours
“Mi hobbit es su hobbit”
oh god yes the last bit
iconic parts of lord of the rings that sadly didn’t make it into the films:
- Frodo and Sam getting into a fight about rope
- Gandalf and Aragorn tag-team sassing a convalescent Merry about the location of his pack
- the massive intra-Fellowship fight about how fair or unfair it is for people to be blindfolded
- “DO AS YOU PLEASE IN YOUR MADNESS! I WISH TO SEE NO EYES!”
- Legolas coming all the way from Mirkwood to deliver bad news and get bitched at by Glóin
- Bilbo’s passive-aggressive notes to his annoying relatives
- Aragorn and Éomer leaning on their swords to take a break and chat in the middle of a fight (twice)
- Saruman appearing out of nowhere and harassing the Three Hunters like a DND random encounter
- the disco ball/oil slick/sequin robes
- basically every time Ioreth or the Master of the Houses of Healing says anything
- Pippin jumping into his bath and soaking literally everyone
- Bilbo’s song about Eärendil and Aragorn trying to gently point out that some topics of conversation are Sensitive
- Frodo deciding that the best way to be inconspicuous is with a loud obnoxious song about when the Moon got drunk
feel free to add your own
- Gimli threatening to fight Eomer to the death over which girl was the prettiest
- Bilbo talking way too much at the Council of Elrond and asking for lunch while Elrond puts his diplomat face on
- “i liked white better”
And speaking of pronouns, flat-out my favorite part of the LOTR Appendices is when it’s revealed that the Gondorian dialect of the Common Speech differentiates between formal and informal second-person pronouns but the distinction’s been lost in the Hobbit’s dialect, so Pippin’s blithely been using familiar terms of address with the Lord of the City, and thus helps to explain both why the Gondorians are so ready to assume he’s a prince and why Denethor finds him so amusing to have around.
not what i expected from a post that began with “speaking of pronouns,” but an a++ show of the versatility and surprise daily available on tumblr dot com
are you telling me Pippin says “y’all”
“can you pass the mead fam”
frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time
merry’s hair clip though
there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif
Playing with fireworks, again.
Sean looking like a mischievous child is everything.
cfeg:
We’re having a lotr marathon and i can’t stop drawing dark riders screeching while doing different activities
Mashups and Exports 