when the aliens come, half of the world is gonna want to have sex with them, and the other half is gonna want to kill them, and if you alien-killers ruin this for all us alien-bangers, I’m gonna be really pissed off at yall
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
People who have only read/watched Lord of the Rings: The elves are so wise and perfect– if only they ran Middle-Earth, everything would be so beautiful and peaceful.
Mashups and Exports 