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noldork:

cerulean-shark:

straightouttahimring:

cerulean-shark:

verymaedhros:

verymaedhros:

hey remember the time Morgoth cut the wings off a bunch of eagles and tries to make a pair of his own wings and fucking failed at it? does anyone remember that cause it was whacked up

HEY I would like to add something to this

So, he canonically can’t fly apparently right. And he’s bitter as FUCK about it.

Now, however, we also know he got up to Arien to attack her……IN THE SKY. Without being able to fly. So we have a few good options here:

1) Sauron, who CAN fly (see: story of luthien) carried him up there

2) He just climbed up as high as possible and did an All Might jump into the sky at her, like a canonball

3) Dragons?

While dragons seems the most likely option, the second one is far more amusing/potentially terrifying

This is option one and you can’t convince me otherwise-

“PULL THE LEVER, MAIRON”

I WAS JUST READING THAT OMG

manwe must’ve been piiiiiiiissed

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

so i just started reading the silmarillion and let me tell you, i was not expecting this much drama. the very first chapter is about ilúvatar and the creation of arda and it honestly just reads like a bunch of students arguing over who gets credit for the group project

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“fuck off melkor you didn’t even help with the powerpoint”

kashyuriart:

I am pretty sure I shared this already, but I was looking through old photos and saw these 2 😂 From the time we received 15 Silmarillion copies to the book shop and I hid these specially made Melkor bookmarks inside a couple of Silm books. Kinda like Willie Wonka’s golden ticket for dummies (plus you don’t win anything but a shitty Melkor book mark) based off Cy-Lindric’s Milker 👍