otp sparring: nice
otp sparring until one of them has a back to the wall and a blade at their throat: excellent
the other person dropping their weapon and the otp is k i s s i n g:
I WILL LIFT THIS TABLE AND FLI P IT
Tag Archives: otp
imagine the most serious character you know
now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by
#THRANDUIL#IM IMAGINING A BARDUIL AU#WHERE THRANDUIL IS FROM MIDDLE EARTH AND IS HIS NORMAL KINGLY SELF#AND HE SOMEHOW ENDS UP IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION#ENCHANTED STYLE#IN THIS PLACE CALLED NEW YORK CITY#AND MEETS BARD A SINGLE DAD TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING FOR HIS FAMILY IN THE CITY#AND BARD TAKES IN THIS WEIRD DUDE WITH INCREDIBLY LONG#GORGEOUS#HAIR AND A FLOWING ROBE AND IS THAT A CROWN MADE OF BRANCHES????#AND THRANDUIL WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND BARD IS MAKING BREAKFAST FOR THE BARDLINGS BEFORE SCHOOL/WORK#AND POOR THRANDUIL WALKS BY SO REGALLY#JUST AS THE TOASTER IS GOING OFF#AND HE JUMPS THREE FEET IN THE AIR LIKE A FUCKING CAT#AND WHEN HE LANDS HIS EYES ARE SO WIDE AND HES READY TO KARATE CHOP THE TOASTER OR CHUCK IT ACROSS THE ROOM#AND BARD IS TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN#PEASANT IT TRIED TO FLING PROJECTILES AT ME#IT MUST BE DESTROYED#it was just bread#IT TRIED TO KILL ME (via legolasthranduiliion)
Who in your OTP asks the weird questions in the middle of the night and who hits the other in the face with a pillow
Mashups and Exports 