m0n64 submitted:
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
Tag Archives: puns
The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”
marry her faster
According to the Bible, Lucifer was “seal of perfection” and “perfect in beauty”. I guess we could say he was
…
fine as hell.
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
WOW
halloween’s coming early on tumblr
this is suddenly my top post why is it my top post it is BARELY JULY
Is it me, or does Halloween get earlier and earlier every year?
THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN
gokissthewookie AYYYYYYY
if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge
how dare you make me laugh at a stupid science joke slash pun
Mashups and Exports 