
When you’re halfway through a stealth mission and you get detected
[the sky is grey and it’s cold outside]
me: yesssss
[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]
me: Y ESSSSSSS
one of my favorite tropes is when a character who is sort of morally mediocre and Only In It For Themself is dragged kicking and screaming into caring about other people and doing good things
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
Coffee and a well written fanfic is the way to my heart
How long does your ideal hug last
38-45 minutes
that’s really impractical
u said ideal, not realistic
I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

listen I didn’t come here to ship it lightly ok I came here for it to consume my soul