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otp sparring: nice
otp sparring until one of them has a back to the wall and a blade at their throat: excellent
the other person dropping their weapon and the otp is k i s s i n g:
I WILL LIFT THIS TABLE AND FLI P IT
i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation
[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck
“what are you reading?”
“its a…online book.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“….uh….”
I love that everyone just knows
Or…alternately:
“what are you writing?”
“it’s a….story.”
“oh cool, what’s it about?”
“…uh…”
“can i read it?”
I will never not reblog this
@ the people who followed me for one specific thing i’m really sorry my interests are all over the place and that sometimes i will suddenly start posting a fuck ton of something i’ve never mentioned before whoops
keeping up with the american elections while not being american like
Keeping up with the american elections while being an american like
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This is how I was in my senior year
I DONT EVEN NEED TO UNMUTE THIS I JUST START LAUGHING AS SOON AS I SEE IT
😍😍😍😍😍
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meryl-streep-the-caped-crusader:
ok at this point the movie can be total crap but i’m still completely sold
if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again
You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something
i am both these people
Mashups and Exports 