I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOULTHIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
this made its rounds on Facebook awhile back
Tag Archives: sauron
suddenly sauron and maedhros unlikely gossip sessions are really important to me #hangintheremaedhros
(and I entirely blame sycamoreleaf’s perfect frozen crossover and snartha’s better comic)
Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.
don’t date sauron.
wow Silmarillion fandom it’s great to see you
yeah, we don’t appear much
Mostly in the appendices
Okay but why not date both.
Join the angbang
sketch of Sauron-Annatar >:3
For me Sauron’s “Annatar” form is not some form of “real Sauron being pretty”, but a form of absolutely another creature. So in my version Sauron chose an appearance of noldo – elvish nobility. For better chances
Mashups and Exports 