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In the dry lakebed of Racetrack, Death Valley stones as big as 700 pounds mysteriously slide across the surface of the earth without any notable external forces acting upon them. While some researchers believe a combination of natural events, such as wind and ice, cause these stones to “sail”, others question this theory pointing out that the stones don’t follow a predictable path and change directions abruptly.

THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

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doctorkane:

In the dry lakebed of Racetrack, Death Valley stones as big as 700 pounds mysteriously slide across the surface of the earth without any notable external forces acting upon them. While some researchers believe a combination of natural events, such as wind and ice, cause these stones to “sail”, others question this theory pointing out that the stones don’t follow a predictable path and change directions abruptly.

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THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

When Melkor got let into Valinor

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Manwe: It’s not about winning, it’s about fun.

Melkor: *Looks at him blankly* What’s that?

Manwe: Fun is w…fun is…it’s kinda…sorta like a…what is fun? I…let me spell it for you.

*Sings*

F is for friendly bros who do stuff together

U is for Utumno’s no more

N is for Noldor, and all those shiny elves

Living in Valinor

Melkor: *Sings*

F is for Flame Imperishable that will burn down the whole world

U is for Ulmo…sucks

N is for no survivors, when I-

Manwe: Melkor! That’s not what fun is all about. Try it like this.

F is for frien-

Melkor: Never! That’s completely idiotic.

Manwe: Come on, Mel, just try it.

*Repeats the song*

Melkor: I don’t understand. I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?

Manwe: No, that’s how you’re supposed to feel.

Melkor: Well, I like it. Let’s do it again!

*Melkor and Manwe duet*

F is for frolic through all the flowers

U is for ukulele

N is for never being alone again, now that it’s you and me.

*Later, Melkor is talking to Mairon on the palantir*

Melkor:..and after that, we frolicked through the flowers.

Mairon: Sounds like fun.

Melkor: Well, the really fun part was when-

Mairon: What did you do with the silmarils?

Melkor: The what?

Mairon: The silmarils?

Melkor: You can’t rush these things, you know.

Mairon: You’re forgetting the mission.

Melkor: What are you talking about?

Mairon: You’re going native, Melkor, look at yourself. *Mairon gestures to the pale lavender sweater with the words “Bros 4ever” in pink that Melkor is wearing*

Melkor: What?