|| Absolutely inconsequential musings by Fëanor’s writer:
You remember the part in which Fëanor’s spirit is so fierce that sets his body aflame as it leaves it, yes? So I was considering how high that flame sprang, and how strong it was, because there were his sons about him and I could bet my collection of blings that at least one of them was holding him in some way. Like holding his body and such. Or a hand, or something.
…Did that flame slightly scorch any of them? Do any of them remember the heat or the faint burn?
You know what? I always thought he had ‘calmly’ burnt but after reading this, how could I ever have thought that? It was Fëanor dude, it must have been an EXPLOSION
so what I’m hearing is that those idiots missed the best opportunity to weaponize their dying dad



