but-the-library-of-alexandria:
the fellowship of the ring is such a dnd party. it’s just like a bunch of 13-year-olds all wanting to be different races and varying degrees of royalty and the DM somehow having to figure out how they all met to work together
by contrast, the company in the hobbit are a situation when a DM was stuck with a 14-player party and said ‘fuck this, you’re all dwarves’ apart from bilbo who said ‘fuck THAT make me a halfling’
Tolkien started rewriting the Hobbit in the style of LotR, but what I really want is the Silmarillion in the style of the Hobbit.
In a hole in the fabric of the universe there lived a god.
Now, this was not one of those minor gods of bedtime stories or petty wars for heaven; this was the One God, all-loving and all-knowing, who created the world – only he hadn’t created the world just yet, which is why he was sitting in a hole in the fabric of the universe.
out of context this looks like they just knocked out Gandalf with a frying pan
stills from the movie i wish i could have watched
#their children’s leashes get tangled together #uptight corporate Boss Elf thranduil has to care for bard’s three rambunctious hippie kidlets #gruff granola freelance archer BARD has to take care of weird nerd LEGOLAS who just keeps pointing stuff out all the time #”pigeons.” yes. pigeons. ”a license plate from maryland.” that’s right legolas. #subplot involving somebody trying to crowd thranduil out of the BIG PROMOTION #thranduil wears shoulder pads #they slowly come 2 respect each other’s parenting skills #bard gives an impassioned speech when CHILD SHENANIGANS make thranduil late for the BIG PRESENTATION #”you know what? thranduil worked his ASS off for this. he is so passionate. so intelligent. so committed to his work.” #”and he was late….because he stopped to put a band-aid on a little girl’s knee.” #”maybe you don’t appreciate that here at Corporate Party Elf Inc. But I do.”#eye contact across the room. #thranduil stands trembling in his stylish yet ambitious pantsuit. #”i do.” bard repeats in a husky whisper (via sashayed)
DID NO ONE NOTICE THAT THE ELK IS ONE OF THRANDUIL’S CHILDREN?
Little drawing of Tauriel, inspired on the design of one of her concept arts. Not sure if It’s used for the movies but it would be cool.
Here is another unfinished piece!
Tried to think of a Thranduil in Guillermo del Toro’s style, and things went a bit too crazy…
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