Ryan Lochte: My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning. So…
Sheinelle Jones: Ooh.
RL: …if I go out all night, and I go dancing and I’m drinking, you know what, I still have a job to do and I ha – still have a goal to do.
Mike Jerrick: [clears throat]
SJ: I like that. I – I have a feeling my cohost – that’s what you live by, right? [barely holding it together] If you’re a man at night, then you gotta be a man in the morning –
MJ: OK. Ryan, good luck to you. We’ll be watching.
RL: Uhh, thank you.
MJ & SJ: [slowly vibrating into silent hysteria]
MJ: [waves, like to a baby]
MJ & SJ: [shrieks of laughter]
SJ: [incomprehensible] ohmygod I can’tdoit I ca – ooo
MJ: Seriously, how are they going to get enough material … What was the question that stumped him?
SJ: You asked – what – what – what a w – what a woman can say …. what a woman can s – [loses it]
MJ: I guess silence, uh, im – impresses him.
SJ: You can’t – no, it’s just a woman couldn’t say anything. [sniffs] He is good-looking.
MJ: I need to eat some oatmeal on that.
SJ: [fully collapsing] We are so gonna get in trouble.
MJ: Wh…seriously, how are they gonna g – put together like 22, 13 weeks of programming? [cackling]
SJ:[weeping] He’s so cute.
MJ: Oh. He is cute.
SJ: Did you see the plaid?
MJ: Yeah.
SJ: And y – wh – you should loosen your tie like that, cause that’s – sexy. It really is. Whoo. What’d he say, “I’m a man at night –” What is it?
MJ: “You know I’m a man at night … and a man in the morning.”
SJ: ᴼʰ ᴳᵒᵈ ⁻⁻ ᴵ ᶜᵃ ⁻⁻
[cackling]
SJ: ᴵ ᶜᵃᶰ’ᵗ ᵈoit. My lash is gonna come off, sorry –
MJ: Look out, we got a – we got a lash. We got a lash off. [clears throat]
If you have a cat, you know they have a knack of trying to wake you up when you want or need sleep the most. But you also know that your cat loves sleep. Since our furry feline friends show us that they don’t care about our feelings, Atlanta-based writer Nicholas Tecosky decided to revenge his cat’s antics in this hilarious video by waking him up at 4PM every day.
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING
THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FUCKER SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS
rub me on your body
ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN
I FUCKING AM CHOKING AND PEEING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER I JUST FUCKING CAN’T RIGHT NOW. PLEASE REVIVE ME SWEET LORD.
This post is my life force
note to self: make an audio post of this
It is 1am and i am going to wake my entire house from laughing
My only friend thinks I’m crazy because it’s been silent for 20 minutes and then I start dying of laughter and it’s 2am
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Mashups and Exports 