my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like
‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting ‘
I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.
this has gained over 18,000 notes in the last 24 hours and I feel the need to tell y’all that I’ve never seen a star wars movie all the way through. when I wrote this I was 100% relying on the hope that he didn’t run in the films or some nerd was gonna drag my ass
The mental shift between realising this is animated.
there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is
– the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide – the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame -the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera – the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible
My boss just printed a huge document on the office’s slowest printer. It’s going to take f o r e v e r.
This is also the printer I named Garrus, because it will randomly start to very loudly calibrate itself several times during the day and scare the hell out of me since it’s plugged in by my desk and 9 times out of 10, the office is dead silent when it does this.
You can’t print while it’s calibrating either. I’m waiting for the display to go “Can it wait? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.”
Mashups and Exports 