Happy birthday to my dearest feminineelf ! I’m sorry I couldn’t get you anything fancy for your birthday so I hope this illustration will bring some happiness on your special day c: Eat lots of cake yeah!
Remember Gingerhaze’s Party King Thranduil and Party Elk? My sister Cindy and I dressed up as them for the Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug premiere! And we met many lovely elves, hobbits, a Radagast, and even a Smaug while waiting for it to start! We both made our costumes by ourselves and Cindy will talk about her construction process on http://cationdesigns.blogspot.com/ as usual. My elk head was paper mache, cardboard, wire hangers, glow sticks, googly eyes, and battery powered LED lights. Much fun was had. My king passed out drunk. Also one of the dwarves looked like Nimona.
If only there had been a Legolas that we could take to school and embarass…
I FEEL LIKE IN THIS SCENE THRANDUIL IS MOCKING GANDALF BECAUSE THRANDUIL HAS BEEN PARANOID FOR YEARS SAYING THAT SAURON WAS RETURNING AND THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON AND NO ONE LISTENED SO HES LIKE FUCK YOU NOW IM THE ONE NOT LISTENING WHO IS CRAZY NOW??
yes literally this. And now Gandalf is like: “THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO THRANDUIL WE ALL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING”. And he’s just like: “I fucking was doing things in my kingdom to protect my people and everything wasn’t fine, but we were surviving because that’s what we’ve fucking done since the first fucking age when no one else could be bothered with us. And then these dwarves show up and start fucking everything up and disturb the orcs further and wake the fucking dragon to reclaim that mountain…I just want my shit they took from me/never let me have, and I want to go home. And Bard. Bard is cool because just wants the same thing. The stupid dwarves owe him shit too and once he gets it he wants to rebuild his town for his people. I can respect that. YOU Gandalf, are the one that comes up in here, notorious trouble maker that you are, and tell me the same shit I’ve fucking known about for like 200 years now. We are all in mortal danger from orcs? Oh really? This is supposed news to me how exactly? No wine for you Gandalf. no. wine. for. you.”
Thranduil takes no shit and dares to sass one of the most powerful respected beings on Middle Earth. Fucking love him.
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