Lúthien and Beren.
Many thanks to fairy godmother for helping me fix stuff and add details. :p
#…beren is standing on a box. (via protectorateandcircuit)
Yes. Yes he is.
Tag Archives: tolkien
People who have only read/watched Lord of the Rings: The elves are so wise and perfect– if only they ran Middle-Earth, everything would be so beautiful and peaceful.
People who have read the Silmarillion:
The Silmarillion (or ‘If You Try Hard And Believe In Yourself, Your Family Drama Can Destroy A Continent’)
Prologue: Choir Auditions Today (Improvisational Jazz Not Welcome)
Introduction: Dear World, Meet Your New Bosses
1. Melkor Says Light Is For Squares
2.
Aulë Gets To Sleep On The Couch
3. The Elves Take A Road Trip
4. Getting Distracted By A Hot Girl Only Leads To Good Things
5. Paradise Is A Sort-Of Island In The Middle Of Nowhere
6. This Pardon Is Absolutely The Right Decision
7. The Best Way To Deal With Stress Is Infighting
8. Melkor Says Light Is For Squares (Again)
9. Fëanor Makes A Rash Decision
10. Teamwork And Magic Can Fix Anything
11. The Valar Say Light Is Awesome
12. Men Shall (Eventually) Inherit The Earth
13. Cliffhangers Suck
14. Everybody Gets A Kingdom
15. Banning A Language Will Totally Solve Your Problems
16. Orphan Does His Best To Fit In After Horrible Childhood
17. Men Show Up Fifteen Minutes Late With Starbucks
18. There Is Absolutely No Way It Can Get Worse
19. The Happiest People In This Book Have Fun Adventures
20. It Got Worse
21. You Won’t Believe How Awful This Guy’s Life Is
22. Aggressive Negotiations Make Everyone Hate You
23. When Ulmo Says Leave, You Leave
24. The Valar Get Dangerous
Interlude: Colonialism Is Caused By Devil Worship
Epilogue: By Now You Should Have Learned Not To Trust Jewelry
Now if anyone asks you to sum up the Salmon Riot, you can.
I am pretty sure I shared this already, but I was looking through old photos and saw these 2 😂 From the time we received 15 Silmarillion copies to the book shop and I hid these specially made Melkor bookmarks inside a couple of Silm books. Kinda like Willie Wonka’s golden ticket for dummies (plus you don’t win anything but a shitty Melkor book mark) based off Cy-Lindric’s Milker 👍
Here is another unfinished piece!
Tried to think of a Thranduil in Guillermo del Toro’s style, and things went a bit too crazy…
Sorry for not posting so much, and yet I’ve received so many new followers recently, so thank you for following me!
My Tolkien Secret Santa for @toradh (who is an amazing artist btw, check out their blog!) and who likes Beleg and happy
Fëanorians. I’m ofc 100% on board with that, so here’s
Túrin
and Beleg,
Fëanor
and
Míriel, and Maedhros and Fingon.
(click through for full size and descriptions) I hope you like it!!! and Happy Holidays!! ❤
You know, Tolkien just said elves have leaf-shaped ears. He didn’t see what kind of leaf.
I need a Fëanor with one of these
or any elf actually
you rang
please let this post be a giant pile-on with like 20 different artists
I’ll just add a cannabis-eared hippie-elf then~
I always like a good “high elves” joke
Mashups and Exports 