Headcanon that even in the twenty-first century, Maglor still makes untranslatable Quenya jokes
“What do you get when you fish with a teakettle?”
“Hamsters.”
… and he just laughs as everyone else stares blankly at him.
Just imagine if he’s finally been dragged into Gondor because no one has any idea who he is, and he’s annoying the guards by making all these horrible jokes when Aragorn walks past and just cracks up. Because Elrond had used to tell that joke all the time and explained the Quenya behind it, and he remembers it.
So there’s these two poor guards staring in confusion between this ages-old elf, who is cracking up so much he’s almost crying, and King Elessar, crown and all, who is just lying on the ground laughing into the floor.
hey remember the time Morgoth cut the wings off a bunch of eagles and tries to make a pair of his own wings and fucking failed at it? does anyone remember that cause it was whacked up
HEY I would like to add something to this
So, he canonically can’t fly apparently right. And he’s bitter as FUCK about it.
Now, however, we also know he got up to Arien to attack her……IN THE SKY. Without being able to fly. So we have a few good options here:
1) Sauron, who CAN fly (see: story of luthien) carried him up there
2) He just climbed up as high as possible and did an All Might jump into the sky at her, like a canonball
3) Dragons?
While dragons seems the most likely option, the second one is far more amusing/potentially terrifying
This is option one and you can’t convince me otherwise-
Haven’t had much time to draw besides commissions lately, so sorry there hasn’t been any snazzy festive art. However, Glorfindel is very shiny like a Christmas ornament, so I think he counts.
Listen if I heard an army of orcs and shit lead by Morgoth singing Chain Hang Low I’d be intimidated too you can’t top that swaggggggg.. I’ve had this song stuck in my head for 3 days now
Mashups and Exports 