sashayed:

absolutepie:

ediebrit:

this video saved my life

@sashayed Here, have some joy

Ryan Lochte: My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning. So…

Sheinelle Jones: Ooh.

RL: …if I go out all night, and I go dancing and I’m drinking, you know what, I still have a job to do and I ha – still have a goal to do.

Mike Jerrick: [clears throat]

SJ: I like that. I – I have a feeling my cohost – that’s what you live by, right? [barely holding it together] If you’re a man at night, then you gotta be a man in the morning –

MJ: OK. Ryan, good luck to you. We’ll be watching.

RL: Uhh, thank you.

MJ & SJ: [slowly vibrating into silent hysteria]

MJ: [waves, like to a baby]

MJ & SJ: [shrieks of laughter]

SJ: [incomprehensible] ohmygod I can’tdoit I ca – ooo

MJ: Seriously, how are they going to get enough material … What was the question that stumped him?

SJ: You asked – what – what – what a w – what a woman can say …. what a woman can s – [loses it]

MJ: I guess silence, uh, im – impresses him.

SJ: You can’t – no, it’s just a woman couldn’t say anything. [sniffs] He is good-looking.

MJ: I need to eat some oatmeal on that.

SJ: [fully collapsing] We are so gonna get in trouble.

MJ: Wh…seriously, how are they gonna g – put together like 22, 13 weeks of programming? [cackling]

SJ: [weeping] He’s so cute.

MJ: Oh. He is cute.

SJ: Did you see the plaid?

MJ: Yeah.

SJ: And y – wh – you should loosen your tie like that, cause that’s – sexy. It really is. Whoo. What’d he say, “I’m a man at night –” What is it?

MJ: “You know I’m a man at night … and a man in the morning.”

SJ: ᴼʰ ᴳᵒᵈ ⁻⁻ ᴵ ᶜᵃ ⁻⁻

[cackling]

SJ: ᴵ ᶜᵃᶰ’ᵗ ᵈoit. My lash is gonna come off, sorry –

MJ: Look out, we got a – we got a lash. We got a lash off. [clears throat]

SJ: Oh my God.

MJ: Let me tell you about this, Sheinelle –

SJ: Ohh I’m snorting.