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jordanparrished:

autismserenity:

fleamontpotter:

yaneela:

marauders4evr:

fleamontpotter:

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

bootycallunderthemountain:

evilpotato512:

imagine the most serious character you know

now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by

#THRANDUIL#IM IMAGINING A BARDUIL AU#WHERE THRANDUIL IS FROM MIDDLE EARTH AND IS HIS NORMAL KINGLY SELF#AND HE SOMEHOW ENDS UP IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION#ENCHANTED STYLE#IN THIS PLACE CALLED NEW YORK CITY#AND MEETS BARD A SINGLE DAD TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING FOR HIS FAMILY IN THE CITY#AND BARD TAKES IN THIS WEIRD DUDE WITH INCREDIBLY LONG#GORGEOUS#HAIR AND A FLOWING ROBE AND IS THAT A CROWN MADE OF BRANCHES????#AND THRANDUIL WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND BARD IS MAKING BREAKFAST FOR THE BARDLINGS BEFORE SCHOOL/WORK#AND POOR THRANDUIL WALKS BY SO REGALLY#JUST AS THE TOASTER IS GOING OFF#AND HE JUMPS THREE FEET IN THE AIR LIKE A FUCKING CAT#AND WHEN HE LANDS HIS EYES ARE SO WIDE AND HES READY TO KARATE CHOP THE TOASTER OR CHUCK IT ACROSS THE ROOM#AND BARD IS TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN#PEASANT IT TRIED TO FLING PROJECTILES AT ME#IT MUST BE DESTROYED#it was just bread#IT TRIED TO KILL ME  (via legolasthranduiliion)